Quote by Krusty the Clown

"Hey hey! Remember, kid, life is like a circus - chaotic, unpredictable, and somebody's always getting hurt!"

"Love? That's for people who don't have enough money to keep themselves entertained!"

"The wisest thing I ever learned was how to count money faster than the IRS."

"Happiness is a warm gun... or in my case, a warm briefcase full of cash!"

"Friendship is built on trust and honesty."

"True friendship is worth more than gold."

"Good friends are like stars, always there even when you can't see them."

"Friendship means sacrifice."