Quote by Krusty the Clown

"Hey hey! Remember, kid, life is like a circus - chaotic, unpredictable, and somebody's always getting hurt!"

"Love? That's for people who don't have enough money to keep themselves entertained!"

"The wisest thing I ever learned was how to count money faster than the IRS."

"Happiness is a warm gun... or in my case, a warm briefcase full of cash!"

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."