Who said "You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."?

This quote is attributed to Moe Szyslak.

You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't. - Moe Szyslak

"You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."

Moe Szyslak Wisdom

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"You want something, you gotta work for it. That's life."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."