Quote by Krusty the Clown
"Patience is for waiting rooms and people in TV Guide."
More from Krusty the Clown
"Hey hey! Remember, kid, life is like a circus - chaotic, unpredictable, and somebody's always getting hurt!"
"Love? That's for people who don't have enough money to keep themselves entertained!"
"The wisest thing I ever learned was how to count money faster than the IRS."
"Happiness is a warm gun... or in my case, a warm briefcase full of cash!"