If God didn't want me to eat in church, he wouldn't have mad... - Homer Simpson

"If God didn't want me to eat in church, he wouldn't have made Church taste so good."

Homer Simpson Humor

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"D'oh!"

"Why you little!"

"Mmm... donuts."

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."