Homer Simpson

"D'oh!"

"Why you little!"

"Mmm... donuts."

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"

"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"I'm not a bad guy. I work hard, and I love my kids."

"If something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing."

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

"I could've been somebody, you know?"

"Stupid Flanders!"

"Mmm... beer."

"Why is there bacon in the soap?"

"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat."

"But Marge, I was a young man once."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... smells like... victory."

"Lenny, Karl, that's the greatest case ever cracked."

"Here's to alcohol, the source of all my problems."

"Marge, I just realized something important. I'm a dull, simple man."

"I'm the king of the world!"

"Stop, stop, he's already dead!"

"Marge, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires."

"Trying is the first step toward failure."

"You know what they put on French fries in Holland?"

"I'm gonna go back to law school."

"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."

"This is the best day of my life!"

"I've never tried anything before, and I'm not about to start now."