Homer Simpson

"Love is a four-letter word."

"Sometimes the only way to solve your problems is to leave."

"I'm like a fireman, except instead of putting out fires, I start them."

"You know, being an adult isn't all it's cracked up to be."

"I learned this from a very young age."

"Why would anyone want to work?"

"I'd give anything to be smart."

"Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy a lot of other stuff."

"The code of the schoolyard, Marge! It's not pretty, but it's fair."

"I could never be the president, I'm too lazy."

"My work is done here."

"You know what I need? A friend."

"I'm going to kill Flanders!"

"I can't go on, I've lost the will to live."

"Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!"

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"Reality is often disappointing."

"If God didn't want me to eat in church, he wouldn't have made Church taste so good."

"There's nothing wrong with enjoying a good donut."

"I've lived a long life, and I've learned to appreciate the little things."

"Why does everything I do turn to crap?"

"I think I've figured it all out."

"That's hot!"

"You know, I never realized how important family was until I almost lost it."

"I'm like a god to these people."

"Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

"I've learned that money isn't everything."

"This is the best plan ever devised."

"I promise things will be different from now on."

"These is fancy!"