"Where's my money?"
"Why must I be a monster?"
"I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't extinct."
"Wha-? Oh, is the cute doctor asking me out?"
"Your music is bad, and you should feel bad."
All quotes by Zoidberg
"Money is important, but it's not everything"
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys things that make you forget you're unhappy."
"Money isn't everything."
"Money is meaningless without purpose."
All Money quotes