"I'm too sexy for my job!"
"Why must I be a monster?"
"I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't extinct."
"Wha-? Oh, is the cute doctor asking me out?"
"Your music is bad, and you should feel bad."
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"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
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