Quote by Zoidberg

"Why must I be a monster?"

"I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't extinct."

"Wha-? Oh, is the cute doctor asking me out?"

"Your music is bad, and you should feel bad."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"