Who said "I believe in justice, unless it's against me."?

This quote is attributed to Zoidberg.

I believe in justice, unless it's against me. - Zoidberg

"I believe in justice, unless it's against me."

Zoidberg Justice

"Why must I be a monster?"

"I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't extinct."

"Wha-? Oh, is the cute doctor asking me out?"

"Your music is bad, and you should feel bad."

"Justice must always prevail."

"You think I'm just some animal?"

"Fighting for what's right never gets easier."

"Justice is worth fighting for."