A good day is one where nobody dies and nothing explodes. - Professor Farnsworth

"A good day is one where nobody dies and nothing explodes."

Professor Farnsworth Happiness

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"Good news, everyone!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Why must I be surrounded by these incompetent fools?"

"To shreds, you say?"

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."