"What are you, gay?"
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"
"Wernstrom!"
"Kill all humans!"
All quotes by Bender
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
All Humor quotes