Bender

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Wernstrom!"

"Kill all humans!"

"In the time it takes you to say 'complaint', I can bend a girder into a pretzel and make chewing sounds."

"This is the most beautiful thing I've ever stolen."

"I'm gonna go build my own life. With hookers. In fact, forget the life!"

"My story is a lot like yours, except it's got more violence and nudity."

"What are you, gay?"

"I've been called worse things by better people."

"Computers make excellent substitutes for you stupid humans."

"I'm gonna go back in time and clean up my mess."

"Once you've dated a robot, human women never quite measure up."

"I'm sorry, but I'm an alcoholic robot. I can't help myself!"

"I'll make my own future!"

"Why did you scream like that? You made me spill my drink!"

"I'm back, baby! And I'm not leaving without a beer and some lobster!"

"Being a robot is pretty sweet. I don't have to feel bad about killing people."

"I'm the luckiest robot in the world!"

"Whatever I've done, I've always done it with honor and metal integrity."

"I'm 40% steel!"

"What's the point of being a robot if you can't bend things?"

"I love the smell of bending in the morning."

"You know what the worst part about being a bending unit is? Nobody respects you."

"I want to build my own theme park, but better than that one!"

"Hey baby, want to kill all humans?"

"All I ever wanted was to be a bending unit. Is that so much to ask?"

"There's no stopping me now. I've got shiny metal arms."

"I'll bend anything for a price."

"Being bad feels pretty good."