I want to share something with you: the real God uses tricks... - Homer Simpson

"I want to share something with you: the real God uses tricks. He's not omnipotent, he's just been around."

Homer Simpson Wisdom

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"D'oh!"

"Why you little!"

"Mmm... donuts."

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."