The only monster here is the gambling monster that lurks in ... - Homer Simpson

"The only monster here is the gambling monster that lurks in all of us."

Homer Simpson Truth

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"D'oh!"

"Why you little!"

"Mmm... donuts."

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."