Who said "Why is it always me? Why can't it be someone else?"?

This quote is attributed to Homer Simpson.

Why is it always me? Why can't it be someone else? - Homer Simpson

"Why is it always me? Why can't it be someone else?"

Homer Simpson Perseverance

"D'oh!"

"Why you little!"

"Mmm... donuts."

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"

"Perseverance is the key to success."

"Don't give up on what you believe in."

"I've been through worse."

"You learn to live with the pain."