Quote by Zoidberg

"Why must I be a monster?"

"I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't extinct."

"Wha-? Oh, is the cute doctor asking me out?"

"Your music is bad, and you should feel bad."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."