Who said "Have you ever thought of just not being a moron?"?

This quote is attributed to Hermes.

Have you ever thought of just not being a moron? - Hermes

"Have you ever thought of just not being a moron?"

Hermes Patience

"Sweet lion of Zion! That's a lot of work!"

"I'm the man in the suit now, mon!"

"Why you always gotta be bustin' my chops?"

"That's the most beautiful thing I ever heard, and I'm gonna cry now."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"I may be a redhead, but I'm not a hothead."

"Patience is a virtue."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."