Who said "Change is the only constant, except for my incompetence."?

This quote is attributed to Professor Farnsworth.

Change is the only constant, except for my incompetence. - Professor Farnsworth

"Change is the only constant, except for my incompetence."

Professor Farnsworth Change

"Good news, everyone!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Why must I be surrounded by these incompetent fools?"

"To shreds, you say?"

"Change brings new opportunities."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Healing doesn't mean forgetting."

"You either get better or you get bitter."