In my time, we had to walk uphill both ways. - Professor Farnsworth

"In my time, we had to walk uphill both ways."

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"Good news, everyone!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Why must I be surrounded by these incompetent fools?"

"To shreds, you say?"

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."