Who said "I'm so drunk, I can't feel my hands. Oh wait, I don't have hands."?

This quote is attributed to Bender.

I'm so drunk, I can't feel my hands. Oh wait, I don't have h... - Bender

"I'm so drunk, I can't feel my hands. Oh wait, I don't have hands."

Bender Humor

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Wernstrom!"

"Kill all humans!"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."