If I had a nickel for every time I've said something stupid,... - Bender

"If I had a nickel for every time I've said something stupid, I'd have... a lot of nickels."

Bender Humor

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"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Wernstrom!"

"Kill all humans!"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."