Who said "I've been in love... once. It didn't end well."?

This quote is attributed to Bender.

I've been in love... once. It didn't end well. - Bender

"I've been in love... once. It didn't end well."

Bender Love

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Wernstrom!"

"Kill all humans!"

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"