Who said "I dreamed once. Woke up bitter and disappointed."?

This quote is attributed to Bender.

I dreamed once. Woke up bitter and disappointed. - Bender

"I dreamed once. Woke up bitter and disappointed."

Bender Dreams

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Wernstrom!"

"Kill all humans!"

"This is going to be a great show!"

"Dreams are what make life worth living."

"Never stop dreaming big."

"Dreams are what keep us going."