Who said "Being kind is stupid. But I'll do it if I'm drunk enough."?

This quote is attributed to Bender.

Being kind is stupid. But I'll do it if I'm drunk enough. - Bender

"Being kind is stupid. But I'll do it if I'm drunk enough."

Bender Kindness

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Wernstrom!"

"Kill all humans!"

"A good man treats his wife with respect."

"Kindness always comes back around."

"The power of a smile can change everything."

"Kindness is weakness to some. Not to me."