Who said "Relationships are complicated. That's why I avoid them."?

This quote is attributed to Bender.

Relationships are complicated. That's why I avoid them. - Bender

"Relationships are complicated. That's why I avoid them."

Bender Relationships

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Wernstrom!"

"Kill all humans!"

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."