Who said "The only constant in life is change, and I hate it."?

This quote is attributed to Bender.

The only constant in life is change, and I hate it. - Bender

"The only constant in life is change, and I hate it."

Bender Change

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Wernstrom!"

"Kill all humans!"

"Change brings new opportunities."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Healing doesn't mean forgetting."

"You either get better or you get bitter."