I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another ... - Homer Simpson

"I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish things would suck out already"

Homer Simpson Wisdom

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"D'oh!"

"Why you little!"

"Mmm... donuts."

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."