My hands are as soft as a dolphin now. - Professor Farnsworth

"My hands are as soft as a dolphin now."

Professor Farnsworth Humor

More from Professor Farnsworth

"Good news, everyone!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Why must I be surrounded by these incompetent fools?"

"To shreds, you say?"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."