My greatest achievement is somehow still being alive. - Professor Farnsworth

"My greatest achievement is somehow still being alive."

Professor Farnsworth Perseverance

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"Good news, everyone!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Why must I be surrounded by these incompetent fools?"

"To shreds, you say?"

"Perseverance is the key to success."

"Don't give up on what you believe in."

"I've been through worse."

"You learn to live with the pain."