Quote by Meatwad

"I'm Meatwad. I'm a meatwad."

"Shake, I can change into anything I want."

"That don't make no sense."

"I'm gonna go do some crazy stuff."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."