Who said "Change is the only constant, besides bending."?

This quote is attributed to Bender.

Change is the only constant, besides bending. - Bender

"Change is the only constant, besides bending."

Bender Change

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Wernstrom!"

"Kill all humans!"

"Change brings new opportunities."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Healing doesn't mean forgetting."

"You either get better or you get bitter."