Who said "Change is inevitable; bending accelerates it."?

This quote is attributed to Bender.

Change is inevitable; bending accelerates it. - Bender

"Change is inevitable; bending accelerates it."

Bender Change

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Wernstrom!"

"Kill all humans!"

"Change brings new opportunities."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Healing doesn't mean forgetting."

"You either get better or you get bitter."