Quote by Zoidberg

"Why must I be a monster?"

"I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't extinct."

"Wha-? Oh, is the cute doctor asking me out?"

"Your music is bad, and you should feel bad."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."