Quote by Zoidberg

"Why must I be a monster?"

"I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't extinct."

"Wha-? Oh, is the cute doctor asking me out?"

"Your music is bad, and you should feel bad."

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."