Quote by Zoidberg

"Why must I be a monster?"

"I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't extinct."

"Wha-? Oh, is the cute doctor asking me out?"

"Your music is bad, and you should feel bad."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."