You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute ... - Homer Simpson

"You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice."

Homer Simpson Wisdom

More from Homer Simpson

"D'oh!"

"Why you little!"

"Mmm... donuts."

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."