The lessons of life are many and varied, mostly painful and ... - Homer Simpson

"The lessons of life are many and varied, mostly painful and devastating."

Homer Simpson Life

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"D'oh!"

"Why you little!"

"Mmm... donuts."

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"

"Life is meant to be lived with passion."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

"Life is a journey, not a destination."

"Life's too short for regrets."