I would do anything for a child. Well, except that. - Homer Simpson

"I would do anything for a child. Well, except that."

Homer Simpson Family

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"D'oh!"

"Why you little!"

"Mmm... donuts."

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."