You know, Marge, for years I thought the state was after me.... - Homer Simpson

"You know, Marge, for years I thought the state was after me. It turns out it was just the garbage man."

Homer Simpson Humor

More from Homer Simpson

"D'oh!"

"Why you little!"

"Mmm... donuts."

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."