I've done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that con... - Homer Simpson

"I've done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff."

Homer Simpson Faith

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"D'oh!"

"Why you little!"

"Mmm... donuts."

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"

"Faith guides me through difficult times."

"Faith is believing when you can't see."

"You have to believe in something, or you'll fall for anything."

"Faith in God and in each other is what sustains us"