I have seven kids, two dead wives, and I'm on my fourth wife... - Homer Simpson

"I have seven kids, two dead wives, and I'm on my fourth wife. I'm thinking of trying women."

Homer Simpson Humor

More from Homer Simpson

"D'oh!"

"Why you little!"

"Mmm... donuts."

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."