Who said "That's so sad, it makes me want to cry."?

This quote is attributed to Fry.

That's so sad, it makes me want to cry. - Fry

"That's so sad, it makes me want to cry."

Fry

"I'm going to go back in time and punch you in the stomach."

"When I die, I want to be frozen and thawed out when there's a cure for death."

"Wha-- I'm gonna go cry now."

"Oh, I see what's happening here. You're all in love with me."