I'm drunk on power! Wait, I'm just drunk. - Professor Farnsworth

"I'm drunk on power! Wait, I'm just drunk."

Professor Farnsworth Humor

More from Professor Farnsworth

"Good news, everyone!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Why must I be surrounded by these incompetent fools?"

"To shreds, you say?"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."