Who said "My mind's not what it used to be. What did it used to be?"?

This quote is attributed to Professor Farnsworth.

My mind's not what it used to be. What did it used to be? - Professor Farnsworth

"My mind's not what it used to be. What did it used to be?"

Professor Farnsworth Time

"Good news, everyone!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Why must I be surrounded by these incompetent fools?"

"To shreds, you say?"

"Time waits for no one."

"Time spent with loved ones is never wasted."

"I've been alive for a long time. Long enough to know that you can't trust anyone."

"The past always catches up with you."