Who said "Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this lamp."?

This quote is attributed to Bender.

Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this lamp. - Bender

"Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this lamp."

Bender Truth

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Wernstrom!"

"Kill all humans!"

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."