Who said "The wisest thing I ever learned: never get caught."?

This quote is attributed to Bender.

The wisest thing I ever learned: never get caught. - Bender

"The wisest thing I ever learned: never get caught."

Bender Wisdom

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Wernstrom!"

"Kill all humans!"

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."