Quote by Ali G

"Booyakasha! That's what I'm talking about, innit."

"Respect to the ladies, you get me?"

"I'm 'aving a laugh, I am."

"Safe, blud. Safe."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."