Quote by Ali G

"Booyakasha! That's what I'm talking about, innit."

"Respect to the ladies, you get me?"

"I'm 'aving a laugh, I am."

"Safe, blud. Safe."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"